The attraction that police have for donuts was mentioned in last week’s Pun Alley. Since then, I discovered that they don’t like this association and now fear they are watching my driving to catch me at something. So, I felt I should consult a lawyer for advice.
I met someone who looked like an attorney, so I asked him, “Are you a lawyer?”
He answered, “Yes, I am.”
I then asked, “What do you charge?”
The lawyer answered, “$450 for four questions.”