• Daylight saving time begins a week from this Sunday when we have to set our clocks forward one hour. We all lose an hour of sleep, and those who forget find themselves at church, or the golf course an hour late. This can be embarrassing, but not catastrophic, and is funny to those who observe it. Pun Alley just has to look at this timely subject.
    German time
    While daylight saving time has been a U.S. custom for many years, it was started in Germany by Konrad Addanhour who was Chancellor of West Germany from 1949–1963.
    The great timekeeper

  • What do a Christian research nurse, a Jewish writer and a former female Presbyterian lawyer, now rabbi have in common? The answer lies in a chance comment that led to a remarkable story of spiritual longing and a quest for knowledge.

  • “The best part of me is my mind,”’ said Ann Davis, one day before her 100th birthday.
    Davis got an early start on celebrating her special day when her friends at Shear Joy surprised her with a birthday cake.
    She contributes playing games of mah jongg, pinochle, hand and foot and dominos every week as a reason why she still sharp as a tack.
    Age has left her with macular degeneration, hard of hearing and with some arthritis but no major ailments.

  • I am one who firmly believes the pen is mightier than the sword. Consequently, I have a fully stocked arsenal with every pen and pencil imaginable. I look with a jaundiced eye at the person who is ill equipped with writing instruments. I am fully prepared at all times with the exact pen or pencil needed.

    I suppose there are those who feel that a pen can be used for everything. Sort of a jack-of-all-trade writing instrument. Each pen and pencil is designed for a specific job. That is the way I feel about it.

  • Culminating a monthlong hype about best movies, best actors, best producers, etc., the 83rd Academy Awards will be on Sunday when movie lovers will tune in to watch the glamorous ceremony and learn who will receive the highest honors in filmmaking.

    Ignored by all the mainline publicity, some stories of interest to Pun Alley readers have percolated to the surface.

    Musical chairs

  • On our way to some-place-or-other recently, we just happened to find ourselves in Trenton. No, we hadn’t gotten side-tracked as far afield as Trenton, New Joyzee, this was Trenton, Florida. And I’ll tell you shortly how to get there on purpose.

    I’d read this town featured a historically and photographically worth seeing railroad depot built back in 1900 when things were really hopping in Trenton. So it didn’t take much effort to slow down to have a quick look.

  • In 1971 Presidents Day was proclaimed to be observed on the third Monday of February, honoring all past United States presidents and to replace the holidays that honored Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Since Monday is this holiday, our travels down Pun Alley take us to a progression of presidents from the past to those more recent.

    Honest George

    It is well known that Washington never told a lie. One reason for this was that in those days there was no income tax.

  • I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items then checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who would know and it would make my to-do-list look pretty good. Nothing is more satisfying than completing all the items on my to-do-list.

  •  As president of a Jewish congregation, many times people will come up to me and ask why Jews pray in Hebrew and why the services are so long. The first question I would like to address in this column while the other I would like to answer with: “We have a lot to say”! How did the idea of praying in Hebrew come about and why is it an important component of a Jewish service?

  • The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.

    The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and our daughters had planned to spend the day on the town and then have lunch together. That left Yours Truly to fend for myself for the entire day, including lunch. I don’t mind this because it is good for the girls to have a day out by themselves. Not only that, but it gives me a break, if you know what I mean.

  • Monday is Valentine’s Day. The greeting card industry estimates that more than one billion cards will be exchanged along with an innumerable amount of roses, chocolates, and other assorted gifts used to express feelings of affection for each other.

    There’s still time for you to go out and get your sweetheart an expression of your love. Cupid’s visit to Pun Alley left some lovely stories as well some others when Cupid was slinging pointy barbs instead of arrows.

    Pick One

  • The NFC and AFC champions were crowned nearly two weeks ago. Their preparation is almost complete for Sunday’s Super Bowl to be held in Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas. Comments about both the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers, as well as other teams, both professional and college, have made their way to the mini football game held down the middle of Pun Alley.

    A Voice in the Darkness

  • Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week everything is going to turn out the way I planned. If this has ever occurred, I cannot recall it.

  • OcalaWest United Methodist Churchtakes pleasure in welcoming the Rev. Dr. David L. Brazelton and his wife, Jeanie. He was appointed by Florida Conference Bishop Timthy W. Whitaker to serve as our senior pastor effective Jan. 1.

    Pastor Dave was born on a farm in Wyoming. Jeanie is from Sullivan, Indiana. She was born into an active Methodist family. She has a B.A. Degree in Education and has taught in elementary schools, led spiritual life retreats, and women's retreats.

  • Ocala Civic Theatre will hold open auditions for the hilarious comedy “When Bullfrogs Sing Opera” on Sunday, Jan. 30 and Monday, Jan. 31 at 7 p.m. There are parts for seven actors – three men and four women. Two characters should be 18 or older and the others ages 35-45 and older.

  • The Oak Run Little Theatre group was so impressed with the recent performance of Hairspray at the Marion County Center for the Arts they broke out the checkbook.

    The students in “Hairspray” are part of West Port High School’s magnet arts programs. They will use the $500 donation for their trip to Scotland to perform in the prestigious 2011 Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August.

  • Today is National Fun at Work Day. Before I retired, my work area was a bullpen where all my coworkers could talk to each other. Much of the conversations were perfect straight lines for my puns. I had fun every day; but I’m not so sure about them.  Today’s Pun Alley is all about workday experiences.

    Blond caller?

  • Nobody needs to tell me I cannot sing, although I have many fine friends who forward this information to me on a regular basis. It is as though there was a friend-wide conspiracy trying to convince me not to sing in public. Even the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage gets in on this act.

    We will be driving down the road and suddenly she will say, “What’s that awful noise?” Then she will look at me and say, “You weren’t singing, were you? I thought we were having engine trouble.”